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Kolohe

Age/Gender: 31, Male
Location: US
Job: Engineer

Why are you looking hard with a hood on and Timberland boots staring at me for one hour, when you could walk up and shake my hand? Why do you pull up, in valet parking, with your Benz, that is rented, fronting on a cellular phone that doesn't work. WHY?

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Score: 2
R.I.P. LiveCorpse

"Ahhhhhh!"

submission: R.I.P. LiveCorpse
date: October 14, 2004

I normally totally hate these gimmicky-trickery types of flash, but I will admit, I didnt see that coming (so, kinda lol?!?). I do like the Benny Hill theme though.

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Score: 9
Rush++

"Great work!!"

submission: Rush++
date: October 11, 2004

Dude, that was fucking fantasic. You art style is very cool, and your FBF abilities are top notch to boot. he only thing that I think could make this better is if you could use color or shading. Even without those, your work is awesome!

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Score: 7
Hans Dick-JamesEarlJones

"Great short"

date: September 29, 2004

I have to say, that was the first flash I saw today that made me laugh out loud. First off, the voice acting and lip synch were spot on. You really can’t improve on those. Also, the joke was fucking great and the script was well written. The only thing that I can comment on as far as improvements would be that the actual animation could use some sprucing up. Obviously that whole sniffle thing, where an arm comes out of nowhere looks kind of strange. Also, the characters seem a little stiff. Your graphics are above par, so I will suggest that you should try some FBF next time. It is a lot more time consuming than tweens and whatnot, but I think that you'll find that the results will be worth it. Even if you don’t try the FBF, I'll still watch anything by you. In fact I'd really like to see more, and maybe longer if you have the time and a good story! Overall, I have to give you a thumbs up on that, and thanks again for the laugh!

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Score: 7
Home Entertainment System

"Very nice."

date: September 23, 2004

I typically don’t enjoy anything clock related, but this piece of flash is put together fairly well. I like how you parodied a lot of different clocks. The movement was also smooth and believable, which is typically the one of downfalls of many clock movies. I don’t have any suggestions on how to improve it because I thought it flowed nicely. Good job.

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Score: 9
911 - The Movie

"Oh, how I wish this day would come."

submission: 911 - The Movie
date: September 14, 2004

Dude, great flash. I really enjoyed the part where Bush gets charged with his crimes. If only that would actually happen.

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Score: 7
Claude's Revenge teaser

"Interesting"

date: September 2, 2004

I'll totally watch it. Plus you used the minibosses! Not to mention the W&W theme. That was the first game I ever bought. Anyhow, pretty decent, Cant wait to see the whole flash.

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Thank you :)

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Score: 8
Instruction - Marijuana

"Fucking brilliant!!"

date: August 17, 2004

Dude, the first 2 seconds I was feeling a blam coming on, but I stuck with it and laughed my motherfucking ass of. That was great! I think I'm going to check out the rest of your stuff now. Too funny!

Author's Response:

lol thanx u got it... I think i might make more cos at least someone liked it. I find it piss ur self funny

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Score: 6
Mass Suicide

"I'm usually not a fan of this type of stuff.."

submission: Mass Suicide
date: August 12, 2004

But I'll hand it to you, you put it together very well. Also, Bravo on the fight club tracks. Thumbs up!

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Score: 6
Blue blur bust

"I hate sprite movies.."

submission: Blue blur bust
date: August 12, 2004

This was original, funny and I had to protect! Good job, I'm looking forward to seeing more flash from you!

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Score: 1
The Power Of D - 1929

"If you have any tallent, use it."

date: August 11, 2004

Okay, first off, this doesn’t qualify as animation. The sound was horrible and the script sounded like it was written by a child. Don't worry, I don't write abusive reviews, but if you would like to have a more heated debate on the subject just email me and I'll tell you what I really think. Quite frankly, I personally believe that movies of this quality are a disgrace to NG's good name. Have a great day.

Author's Response:

So, your asking for me to blam any flash you make :s well ok then.

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